Funny Valentines Day 2014 Facebook Status Quotes

We are sharing funny Valentines Day 2014 Facebook Status updates and quotes on this 14th February 2014. Valentines Day is just few days away, and if you are single or don't like V-Day celebrations, then here are some funny valentines day Facebook status, sms and messages. Share them among your frinds or as Facebook status, Whatsapp, status, Wechat status or on BBM.

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Wishing on valentines day is always thrilling for lovers or friends. So, how cheesy it would be if you can wish cheesy valentines day sayings, same way for a little bit fun, funny valentines day sayings 2014 are given below. You can write these valentines day 2014 sayings on cards of greetings. So, copy that happy valentines day sayings 2014 and use it for wishing. Enjoy !!!

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Funny Valentines Day SMS, Quotes & Statuses

V-day would be happier if everybody was happy!

I am not single, I’m romantically challenged.

“Whale you be my Valentine?” “Dolphinately”

I like flowers too. No need to post them to Facebook, we all know what they look LIKE!

Roses are blue, violets are unicorns. This doesn’t make sense. Refrigerator.

Brace yourselves!! The flowers, candy and jewelry mobile uploads are upon us…..

Tomorrow is Valentine’s day. Don’t worry if you’re single. You’re going to die alone anyway!

Blanket- Everyone’s personal body guard from any source of danger.

Today is Valentine’s Day or as I call it… Friday.


Everyone has that one weird smell that they secretly enjoy.

I would eat a lot more healthy food if it required no preparation or stayed fresh as long as junk food.


I don’t like to think myself as ‘Special’ I like to think myself as limited edition.

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Hmm..Right Question.

Valentines Day 2014 Sweet Romantic SMS

Happiness At Peak

Even They Also Celebrate V-Day In Their Own Way.

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Either they will laugh after reading these funny quotes valentines day and funny poems valentines day 2014 or get annoyed. In whatever situation, you will laugh a lot.

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