Anti Valentines Day 2014 Quotes & I hate Valentines Day Poems

 Happy Anti-valentines day poems & I hate valentines day quotes: Feb is the month of love, but there are some people also who don't like celebrating Valentines Day. Here we are going to share some happy anti valentines day 2014 quotes which are funny and hilarious. Here, we have listed some of the select anti-valentines day quotes. Send these rude & annoying quotes as wishes to your friends to tease them via Whatsapp,Wechat, Facebook text or as a simple text message.

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I Hate Valentines Day Quotes

     My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
     ~ Jack Nicholson
  

    I'm sweating like a pedophile in a nursery
When shit becomes valuable, the poor will be born without assholes.
  

    Girls have bigger asses than guys, because all girls are full of shit.
   
    Prevent inbreeding: Ban country music!
   

    What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator?
    The refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull out the meat!
  

    Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
  

    My mouth is as dry as a nun's cunt
  

    It takes many ingredients to make Burger King great but... THE SECRET INGREDIENT IS OUR PEOPLE.

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I Hate V Day & Anti-Valentines Day Poem

   What the hell is all that shit for?

    People get mushy and start acting queer,
    It is definitely the most annoying day of the year.
    This day needs to get the hell over with and pass,
    Before I shove something up Cupid's ass.
    I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak
    And wear black for the rest of the week.
    Guys act all sweet, but soon it will fade,
    For all they are doing is trying to get laid.
    The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit,
    Cause I think this love thing is a crock of shit.
    So, here's my story... what else can I say?
    Love bites my ass... Fuck Valentines Day!
   

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