Funny Valentines Day 2014 Jokes SMS Messages

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Having a good humour in any relationship is a sign of good bonding between the two persons.
Keeping a sense of humour in romantic relationships keeps two persons connected through the inevitable ups and downs of life.  In celebration of Valentine's Day, here we have listed some hilarious Valentines Day jokes and some funny one-liners based on V-Day.

So, scroll down to read these funny Valentines Jokes, and send your favourite one to your girlfriend, boyfriend, husband or wife through Whatsapp, Wechat, BBM or Facebook text.

Funny Valentines Day Jokes Sayings

After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamt you gave me a diamond necklace for Valentine’s Day. What do you think it means?"

"You’ll know tonight," he said.

That evening the husband came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it--to find a book entitled “The Meaning of Dreams.”

Funny Valentines Day Jokes Messages

Man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."

The husband said, "You are in charge of the cooking around here so you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides it says in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."

Husband replies, "I can't believe that! Show me."

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says, "HEBREWS."

Funny Valentines Day SMS

When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset. "You're running around with other women," she told her mate.

"Eve, honey, you're being unreasonable," Adam responded. "You know you're the only woman on earth."

The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by a strange pain in the chest. It was his darling Eve poking him rather vigorously about the torso.

"What do you think you're doing?" Adam demanded.

"Counting your ribs," said Eve.

Hilarious Valentines Day Jokes And Riddles Jokes

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"

"Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life."

The child thought about this for a moment, then said, "So why is the groom wearing black?"

Funny One-Liner Valentines Jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentines Day, the side chick is you!

Valentines day is one big scam. If someone loves you they should show you everyday! To all the single people on Valentine's Day, don't be sad. Think of all the Money and time you are saving on not getting a gift.

That awkward moment when valentines day is around the corner, and the only person that loves you is your mom.

Valentines Day is the day that the "V" and "D" come together.

I'm gonna spend Valentines day with my ex...... box 360

"Whale you be my Valentine?" "Dolphinately"

Valentines day..... A day when taken people get laid and single people get drunk.

Valentines Day shouldn't be the only day you place a girl above everything else

Tomorrow is Valentine’s day. Don’t worry if you’re single. You’re going to die alone anyway!

I can't wait for valentines day because I get to make cupcakes for a special someone and that special someone is me.

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 Now, send these funny & hilarious valentines jokes to your girlfriend, boyfriend, husband, wife and friends via Whatsapp, Wechat, BBM, Facebook status or text message. You can also make your Whatsapp status to these funny one-liners valentines jokes. We hope you liked all these funny valentines jokes.

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Thanks for coming to our blog. Wish you a very happy and romantic valentines day 2014.